My Eyes Are Up Here is an analog collage by North Carolina artist Natalie Schorr. It features a woman with a pair of eyes in the approximate spot where her breasts would be. Linocut, printed ephemera, colored pencil, and acrylic.

© Natalie Schorr, 2022

Mixed media collage with linocut, colored pencil, acrylic, found papers
18”w x 24”h

$1250 plus shipping, framed

Are you looking at my tits again?

Actually, this happens with my boyfriend once in awhile and I kind of find it amusing since we’re both in our 60s. But I can see why not all women would appreciate having a guy drift off into some unknowable fantasy that includes your breasts when you are trying to discuss the balance of power in the Senate or the rise of Covid cases in Uzbekistan.

I also lived through the entertainment industry in the years prior to Me Too, so I’ve endured my fair share of unwelcome gropes and innuendos. However, if my significant person (or whatever we’re calling each other today) wants to stare at my breasts once in awhile, I really don’t care as long as he’s picking up the check.